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- Posted by Giovanni & Ancel Huntington
- January 13, 2012
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- Tags: Jersey Shore Recap, Television Recaps, Vinnie Leaves Jersey Shore
If you’re like us and absolutely have to understand every crucial concept of Jersey Shore — then you’ll likely have to re-watch the blockbuster film ‘300’ about 3 times, rewind through the thematic scenes, and pretend like you didn’t get slightly turned on watching older men run around in skirts for the last hour and a half.
Readers, I submit to you (regardless of his actions, the hunky Pauly D) who believes his uber-mission in life is to bring down utter-humanity in a whole new purpose while sinfully laughing from an entire different spectrum.
And in return of that, we submit to you the newly (sadly) departed Vinnie a direct real world analogue of a bruised pawn bowing to it’s leader in ‘300’ A strong man brought low by the madness of his own existence, a moral man who could not live in a world without rules. On last night’s episode, Vinny talked constantly about his stress. He revealed to Boss Danny that he’s had clinical anxiety since he was 16. He said he was depressed. He said that he could not keep on living as he had been living.
The funny part: When you actually fully consider the lifestyle Vinnie’s chosen to live for the past two years, it’s almost brain-rockin shocking that he didn’t go full Tyler Perry (Madea) black on you. There are in whole two different sets of life on Jersey Shore — both requiring one part booze and one part total insanity.
It appears after having lived both, Vinnie’s finally had enough.
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